Because I'm Different

Now, for some quotes you've probably heard me say once or several dozen times, and where it came from. And because I'm in a non-committal mood and feel like posting random things about myself, you have to suffer for it.

"FREE FOOD!"
From: Seminary class
The story:
Bro. Stucki: Why do you think people go to ward socials but not to church?
Me: To get free food.
Bro. Stucki: FREE FOOD!!!!
Amanda Rawlins: >sitting in Bro Brown's class, hears a distant yell< Did anyone else hear that?

"I don't need intelligence drugs, Tom, because I don't know what they are! But I will put anything in my mouth that's given to me, whether it's supposed to go there or not! Because I'm different. Just different. Is that clear with everybody?"

"I'm a knife...Knifin' around.... cutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcut..."

"Tell this woman that she's crazy! Just because I'm famous and sexy doesn't mean someone can go marry me the second I leave the room!"
"... ...What room?"

"I have a giant brain that can turn any complex machine into a simple, yes-or-no question."
"Ok, but that not the CD Bur--"
"Moltar! Yes!"
All From: Space Ghost, Coast to Coast
The Story: I don't think you want to know, but you can look it up on Youtube if you type in 'Knifing Around'.


"That's more high-tech than her blow-up pillow!"

"I don't need yellow pants to be cool!"
From: Pioneer Trek
The Story: 1) one girl had an inflatable pillow, another had a pillow that you could plug your iPod into.
2) A girl had a yellow slicker suit, complete with size 100 pants. I thought they were awesome, and she, well, you know.


"I may run on a high, but I never tell a lie: that's me in a nutshell."

"Well, it's very flattering being greeted with your latest model, but let me warn you that anyone who approaches carelessly is gonna die!"
From: Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing


"You're gonna need ice cream in a second if you don't quit asking me that! Cuz, I'm gonna punch you, and... you'll need the ice cream... to stop the swelling..."

"What the sense-make?!"

"We're saved!"

"Thank Groodness!" (no spelling error)

"You gotta have the blue hair."

"Whoa! You look like a fox's mother!"
"If you mean I look like a 'foxy Mama,' that actually more offensive."

"Well, you'll be glad it didn't work out. I learned The Cheat's declawed, and I can be with someone who supports that kind of cruelty."

"This'll be a piece of cake! it'll be a piece of pie! It'll be a piece of cobbler! It'll be a piece of novelty dessert pizza! Now go out there and do your thing!"
From: homestarrunner.com. Check it out.

I feel better now.