Then she was like, ''Nuh-uh," and I as was like...

You know all those jokes and books that say how much men don't know about women, how clueless they are about what to buy, what to say, and so on? How boys are always so confused about girls and can't make them out? Well, for all you guys out there who feel that way, here's a deep dark secret you'll never ever hear a girl admit to again: We're clueless about us too.
Sure, we act high and mighty; try to show everyone that we have flawless fashion sense, perfect timing, how graceful we are (most girls are laughing at themselves about that last one). While it's true we do have a knack for making things "pretty", when it comes to make up, most of us sort of make it up as we go. I personally think that's where it got its name.
Another thing: Clothes. There is no ONE style that's "in." What may be in for one taste, can be last month's "hott." Clothes are totally up to the girl; There is always a girl SOME where that can pull off any clothes item you could name. So what works for on girl may not be another's cup of tea.
Then there are the emotions. Some girls will deny it and try to act as stoic and cool like all their guy friends, but deep down, every girl is emotional, though usually for different reasons. And when girls seems to get mad at you and you don't know what you did, usually, you didn't do anything wrong. Eight times out of ten, the girl doesn't know either. When she bursts instantaneously into tears, and you want to know what's wrong. Then she says to leave her alone and she doesn't want to tell you. Half the time there is something seriously wrong that she isn't prepared to share, a quarter of the time it's classified as girl-only, and the rest of the time, she has no idea why she is crying and doesn't want to make a scene so give her a minute and she'll get over it.

Then there are the myths, mainly:
A)When she tells you to go away, she really wants to tell you all her problems.
WRONG!! When she says go away, she means it. She DOES want to tell someone, but obviously you aren't the one she wants to tell.

This brief guide is not fool-proof. Every girl is different. But a quick clue-in for the densest of you males: every girl is beautiful. But your girl is the most beautiful. If you haven't figured that out, you are in trouble.