Saturday, April 11, 2009

In the Best of My Being

I have, for some time now, believed in things that most would not. I believe in Fairies, I believe in Elves, I believe in Santa Claus, I even believe in Dragons. And I have proof.
If we didn't have dragon's, why are there stories of them in almost every culture around the world?
If there weren't elves, then who goes into poor peddler's shops and makes shoes for them?
If there wasn't a Santa Claus, we would be over run by the Elves.
And If there weren't fairies, then a child's first laugh would've become something else, but obviously there is nothing else that is made from a child's first laugh, so we can be sure that it turns into fairies.

And now I shall make a contradictory statement:
I do not think that anyone anywhere has seen a fairy who was not on L.S.D.
I do not think that princess are in danger of being captured and/or eaten by dragons.
I do not think that Elves made my cellphone last year at Christmas.
I don't not think that Santa could fit down our gas fireplace.

I suppose I stand correct. I do not believe in fairies, St. Nickolas, or even Elves in peddler's shops. I do, however, believe in believing in them. Sometimes you just gotta believe.

1 comment:

  1. While I disagree that humans can truly comprehend many things, like the size of an atom or the concept of infinity, I think we can understand them. There's a difference. If you truly comprehended, felt, and familiarized yourself with infinity, you'd blow up. But! we can realize that there is such a thing we can't think about.

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